Testimonials

“please stop being clever, I’m not even stupid unless i’m talking to you”

u need to stop geeking out!!!! LOL at you”

You’re the poster child for abortion.”

an average conversation with you involves me calling up google translate approximately 5 times.”

“You have a very nice face.”

“TAKE THAT HAT OFF - THIS IS NOT THE GULAG KOLYMA AND YOU ARE NOT A RUSSIAN SOLDIER.”

More to come. Feel free to contribute one yourself.