1月 2011
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The Ramblings of a Xie Fan Qie Jiang fan.
The greatest TV drama ever, Xie Fan Qie Jiang （血番茄醬）is set in Taiwan and follows the life of the inhabitants of 海你足, a fictional city.
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“Some guy: ‘Would you get a grip?!’
Me: ‘No need, I’ve...”
– From when I was playing pingpong with some guy. It’s likely the wittiest comeback I will ever make.
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I WANT IT →
This is an iron. This is THE iron.
It’s designed for us guys who don’t want to look like slobs, but also don’t want to look like pussies with those lame irons clogging the market these days. It’s brutal. It’s beautiful. It’s black.
Seriously, you could kill someone with this baby.
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Je suis trop gauche.
Un jour, j’ai tombé sur le meme escalier trois fois.
La verité.
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Omegle is a strange place.
You: EW!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: !
You: put that away dude#
You: thats a sin
Stranger: OH NO!!!!!
You: god will totally rain fire on you and shit
Stranger: IM SORRY GOD!!!!
Stranger: i didnt mean to offend you
You: or put a dog in your bed. i really dont know.#
You: hey, "god" is "dog" backwards...
Stranger: whoat
You: that means they're the same thing?
Stranger: i think so
You: whoa, so deep...
You: anyway, i need to go stop more sins.#
Stranger: ok
You: for i am the pope.
Stranger: have fun
You: it was nice to save your soul.
Stranger: thank you for saving my soul
Stranger: omg
Stranger: lol
You: ik,r?
You: now i must pour holy water on some baby someplace.
By the way, what we're OMGing and IKRing at is the fact that we both used the phrase "save your soul" at the sexact same time. Happy days.
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“Modern art is sooo easy to get rich from! All you have to do is think of...”
– My friend Ruth talking about modern art. She’s never actually made modern art before, but this seems right.
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insidethatcaveyoucallachestからの質問: nahh, i left that out cause your smart xD!
insidethatcaveyoucallachestからの質問: nahh, i left that out cause your smart xD!
insidethatcaveyoucallachestからの質問: MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR <3
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insidethatcaveyoucallachestからの質問: MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR <3
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tumblrbotからの質問: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
tumblrbotからの質問: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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“Highlighters suck. They’re not even a pen.”
– Scott, who used to be in my Biology class
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“Today, we found out about Dean’s life. He eats chili con carne sometimes.”
– Someone said it at school. Apparently, this is the main thing in Dean’s life.
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It's my first post...
… this means I get to be as psychotic as I like. Wahaha.
As it turns out, this isn’t very psychotic at all. Um.
Seems that bananas are making other fruits jealous with their odd shape.